Smells like Hash, Burns like Hash, but is it Hash.

Yo, I got this make money recipe, for all my Street Chemist out there. I came up with a recipe for some alternative Hash. ok, Ok, Fake Hash. I'm tryna tell ya, when this stuff burns, you usually can't tell the difference. You'll have the whole block bombed out. Mixed this recipe in with the weed, your gonna throw in your Dutch, and it will seem like the blunt is burning for hours. No more 2 hits and pass. It's alright to milk these blunt! You wanna know the best part of it all. Guess, Alright I'll tell ya. The Ingredients, are so inexpensive, and found at your local convenient store or Supermarket. Ok, now for the secret recipe. All you need from your Grocery store is ground Sage. I sometimes mix the ground sage with the sage that is not ground. the next ingredient is Karo Oil. this is a cornbased syrup, most commonly used in making Pumkin Pie. only other things you'll need are a baking pan, and a mixing bowl. Two small bottles of sage are usually enough to make you about $200 profit the least. You won't have to use the whole bottle of Karo oil. Pour the Sage into the Mixing bowl, slowly start to pour the Karo Oil in after you put the sage in. Don't pour a whole lot, because you are gonna mix the ingredients with your hands. this is gonna be very sticky. start mixing the sage and the Karo oil. you want to mix and put enough Karo oil so the mixture bonds and sticks together. you do not want it too loose, like fish batter, and you do not want the mixture to bond too tight like playdough. wants you feel out and get the right consistancy, take a clump of the mixture and roll into a ball and then flaten like a Hamburger, and place on the baking pan, or cookie sheet. bake in the oven on 375, for about 1/2 hour 45 min, then check. mixture should have gotten a chocolate color, and may have a hint of green from the sage in it. you would have already smelled the Hash Aroma coming out your oven. mixture should be a little brittle, but also able to bend. it will be a little softer on the inside than the outside. after it Dries for a few Hours, and you air out your Kitchen, start the bagging Process. I would sell a piece not much bigger than a Thumb nail for $10. They say to make money you gotta have some money. Im just tryna make money with using as little of money as posible.